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Ho hum pig's bum. My name is Mr Fuzzy Wuzzy.
I have a donkey and I ride it into the depths of rainbows and everything shiny and colourful.
Why should you believe whatever people tell you? Because for all you know, they're just out to mock you.
My name is VIVIAN. Ex-hongwener, current Anglicaner/Anglicanian.
I am a totally lovable kiddo whose birthday falls on 24.05.1996. You know what to do, don't you?
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The 'day sky' is light blue right? So, like, the sky wants people to be all bright during the day. Then when it's the "night sky" people are tired from being happy, so the sky wants them to get rest.

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Tuesday, November 22, 2011 7:30 PM

38. Overprotective Brother ;

Hey . So this is my lovable baby cousin , youngest of all the cousins on my mother's side .
Just look her at two ponytails ! Aren't they lovable ?
Isn't she kewt ?
DON'T YOU JUST WANNA PINCH HER CHEEKS AND CUDDLE HER ?
OH YES YOU DO .
I'm not a fan of little kiddos but I get along very well with them .
Mama says it's because I look like one .
I think it's because I act like one . Whatever .
She likes me , and I like her . I like her when she's not pulling/eating my hair , or trying to detach my ears from my head .
She has this obsession for hair and earlobes , apparently . Especially mine .
First thing she does when she sees me is grab . Scary .
But I still love her . <3

Ohhhhhkaaaaaaay she looks a little bit hideous here .
But she's still lovable and cute . I still love her .
So I went back to the kampong on Sunday . To visit my relatives there .
It was my grandma's 70th birthday /cheers/ and we went back to celebrate it !
Had fun with my cousins . I'm proud to say that I'm the oldest among them mwahahahaha >)
So we went to a fishing village to have lunch ! Birthday lunch .
There was a parrot there , who refused to let me snap a picture of it . Stupid bird kept sleeping his ass off every time I went near . Refused to say something too . My cousin told me that it speaks . BUT IT DIDN'T SPEAK . I THINK IT'S SHY AROUND ME MWAHAHAHAHA .
LOL me and my bhb moments . :>
I didn't eat much there though , I'm allergic to seafood >( bummer . I see people enjoying the chilli crab and all I did there was munch on the mantou ): well , at least it was yummy >D

This is her brother . My baby cousin's brother . Also known as my little cousin . We all call him An An though .
HE IS THE CUTEST 4 YEAR OLD YOU'VE EVER SEEN I SWEARRRRRR HE'S GOT MY GENES MAN DAMMIT !!
HAHAHAHAHHAHA .
Btw I really look like him when I was young . Not kidding .
The good thing is , it means I was cute when I was young . I shall post a picture of me when I was a toddler soon . But anws , we look like 2 peas in a pod , only difference is I'm a lot older .
Bad thing for me is , this means I look like a boy . Either that or he looks like a girl .
But I think it's me looking like a boy cos' I have lots of boy hormones -.- not cool at all .
Anws Mr. Smartypants here topped his kindergarten class ! Surprise surprise .
I never knew they had exams in Malaysia's kindergarten . Hmm .
So he topped his class , got full marks for all his paper (HIS MALAY IS MORE POWDERFUL THAN ME , HOW IS IT POSSIBLE) and he's practically a boy genius .
Ohhhhhh one thing I like about him sooooo much : He has soft bouncy hair that I like to touch .
Makes me sound like some pedo , but he's the pervert LOL .
Born pervert . This boy touched my mama's butt , giggled , and told me that he touched my mama's butt . AND HE WAS PROUD OF IT (I think .) That pervert .
He almost touched my boob once , but I pushed him away and made him recite some Chinese shit poem . LOLOLOL .
He can memorize and recite so many Chinese/Malay poems and whatshits . Crazy boy . Ohhhh he can dance Nobody and Sorry Sorry too . LOL . Boy genius , I'm telling you , BOY GENIUS .
ONE DAY HE'S GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND I'LL BE LIKE ,
"DAMMIT PEOPLE , I'M HIS OLDEST AND FAVOURITE (it's true) COUSIN . HELL YEAH !"
He likes to play with me , A LOT . I don't know why .
Oh and he likes Angry Birds . I think it's cute that he likes it . Look at his red shirt ! Cutie pie . >D

Random shot of baby cousin again . HI !

So we were trying to look for fishes in the murky water ... Obviously it's not gonna happen .
But I don't wanna dash the little boy's hopes . He was really excited/happy on that day . So we just played along with him . :D
LOOK AT HIS SOFT HAIR DAMMIT ! Don't you wanna touch it and ruffle it ?! YES YOU DO I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES >)
Ohhhh I have so many cute stories of him . Like this one time when it started to rain , and we were outside .
He started shaking his mama's hand and tugging on the hem of her shirt , until he got her attention . Then he was like ,
"Mama mama , did you bring the clothes in ?! (in Chinese)"
My aunt was like o.O wtf stupid boy . And he was like , "Quick quick , if you haven't , call the neighbour to do it !"
Ohmygod , and he's only 4 years old ! Considerate boyboy . Kewt ttm .
Then he randomly asked me , "Jiejie , do you have babies at home ?"
I was like WHHUUUUUUUTTTTT DOES HE KNOW WHAT HE'S ASKING ?! then I realised I was thinking too much LOLOLOL . So I said , no . Then he was like , "MWAHAHAHA I HAVE YOU DON'T HAVE >)" And he gave me an evil smile .
THAT EVIL BOY . >( angel's face , devil's personality . BIPOLAR PUNK !!
Anws our favourite game together is yelling and chasing each other . That and mimicking random noises . I'm a pro man . :D
And then there was another time when he came to my house and spotted the SNSD picture . I'm sure I posted the picture or something . Then he was like , "WAH MEI NV !" Tsk , pervy little boy . He started poking Taeyeon's leg and giggling to himself LOL . How weird .
Overall , it would be awesomeeeeee to have a brother like him .

Brother .

Heeeeeyyyyy , random picture of me !
P.S. My mama actually thought I was "webcamming a pretty girl" . Who turned out to be me . >)
She quickly took back her words after that . ): evil mama .

So I've been feeling depressed , okay mostly stressed these few days . And I can't help it .

I'm constantly having a killer splitting headache that refuses to go away . Bugs the hell out of me .

All this stress is killing me .

People not cooperating and making things difficult for me everywhere .

The interaction , my comm members who can't come due to wtv reasons , my lun wen (BILLY STILL HASN'T EMAILED ME HIS SURVEY RESULTS AND I'M BEYOND PISSED DAMN) and other various reasons .

I think , I have every right to break down now .

But I shan't .

Mama says that I won't be able to accomplish anything big if I cry over little things in life .

I don't know whether this is considered as little or not .

Papa says that leaders are supposed to be able to tolerate , to give and not take , to not back down easily , to not cry over stress .

He says that it's inevitable for leaders to have stress . I know that . But I think it's too much .

Firstly , CCA . My favourite conductor ... Maybe it's not a good place to say it here , but I really really can't accept it . I don't know how I should react , how I should take it in , how I should explain to the co members . Not that my parents can help in any case .

I hate being the lost little sheep I am .

I hate the fact that I'm so helpless on my own .

Dammit . I want to have a brother . I want to have an older brother .

And not just any kind of older brother , I want an overprotective brother .
One that will protect me from the dangers in the outside world .
One that will shield me from the stress , the tears , the heartbreaks , the cruelty .
One that will stay by my side during my weakest points in life .
One that will be with me all the time , with a shoulder for me to cry on , and a box of Kleenex .
One that will tell me , "Don't worry little sis , I'll kick his ass for you , and just for you ."
One that will tell me that everything's going to be alright when I'm in panic mode .
One that will make sure that the guy I date won't break my heart .
One that will be my teacher , my best friend , my brother , my parents , my everything .
One that will console me when I'm sad , pick me up when I fall , tell me to chill when I'm angry .
One that will play with me .
One that will bring me to school and bring me back home .
One that will have so many female "fans" , but only cares for me .
One that treats me to all kinds of good food .
One that rushes to me once I need help .
One that teaches me when I need help for my homework .
One that tells guys to back off when they try to make a move on me . (highly impossible)
One that will tell me , "You'll always be the most beautiful girl in my life ."
One that will love me unconditionally .
One that puts me to sleep when I'm scared .
One that is so overprotective yet lovable at the same time .
Is it difficult to find a brother like that ?
Yes , yes it is .
I know I can never get the overprotective brother I want , but hey , a girl can dream , can't she ?
All I want is an overprotective older brother that will walk with me through my sufferings and my downhills .

Shan't be a cockblocker now .
Kthanksbye !