Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:24 PM
9. Office wear is horrible ;

I took this because mama told me to . I would never want anyone to see me wearing this ridiculous outfit , goodness ): WHY DID HE HAVE TO SEE ME WEARING THIS FOR 2 DAYS , WHY ? ): I could have worn something better , seriously , and not something like this . Biggest regret in ACMUN , ever .
See , I'm smiling weirdly , and scratching my head(?) . Okay I don't think I'm scratching my head , but still . .__. and my tag's flipped ! ):

I really , really like this photo . So I decided to make it my profile picture on Facebook . :D nice , ain't it ? I mean , for a spastic face , it looks good , heh :D
I took this picture after I showered , so my hair is wet and flat , and my face is free of pimples , zits , and whatnots . Therefore , it is a nice picture .
Okay next .

A close up of me in office wear . It doesn't look THAT bad up close , but from far , it's horrid . Seriously , no joke . (even though I'm always a joke no matter how I dress , thanks to the stupid stuff I say) .
Mama says my mouth looks like a frog's because I flattened it . Thanks a lot , mama . I really needed that comment , huh .
I think my bangs are getting longer ! Time for a haircut , whoopee . Not that I like haircuts a lot , I just like seeing my hair get snipped off . How sadistic .
OKAY WHAT'S WITH ME AND STANDARD ENGLISH NOW . This is crazy .

My cousins from Malaysia ! Isn't the one on the left just cuteeeeee ? But I'm telling you , he's a devil . Seriously . The greatest one ever , I swear . The little asshole told me to put my hand on his face , and the next second , he told my mama that I slapped him .
Well done , dude , I salute you .
And he's only 3 years old . I think . WHAT'S IT WITH KIDS THESE DAYS , CRAZY ASS ! What are schools teaching them ): *shakes head*
Well but there's one thing he can do very well , and that's touching my butt . Oh , and singing "10 little Indian boys" . He made me sing it with him too , irritating punk .
But he is really cute , gotta admit that . A lot of squishy baby fats , but he slaps my hand away when I touch his cheeks . He thinks I'll give him pimples , seriously . He scolded me once . Once bitten , twice shy , never gonna touch him again .

So ... I think I need to give an account on what happened last Saturday ! Okay , so my cousins from Malaysia came over to Singapore , and demanded a tour of our magnificent Changi Airport .
Me , being the nice girl (gags) , decides to be their one-day tour guide and I brought them to Terminal 3 where they wanted to see the arrivals and departures of aeroplanes . My poor uncle was kinda afraid of heights though , and the lifts were like , glass-paneled , so you get to see yourself being elevated up ... Okay scratch that , I don't know what I'm talking about .
My annoying 3 year old cousin decided to go missing , and we found him trying to climb up this ... whatdoyoucallit , information board . Scolded him . The second time we went missing , we found him on his way to annoy this man who just came out of the washroom . And the man was very annoyed . I'm not surprised , my cousin can be really really annoying when he wants to . How scary , kids these days . .__.

Here is my perfect cousin . Seriously . She's pretty , smart , obedient , nice , and she communicates really well with the elderly , so that's a plus . Why can't I be more like her ): mama likes to compare me to her though , which is something I dislike because that means I get criticised like no one's business . Gah . She's so perfect it makes me jealous . And I shouldn't be because we're relatives .

My grandma and my grandaunt . I don't know whether they were trying to be air stewardesses or not , but after they left , I ran back to the picture and posed epicly beside that picture . Apparently it's a Qatar Airlines advertisement . Anyway , I pretended to be one of them and I think mama snapped that epic picture of me . It was comical .
Note to self : Delete the photo ASAP . Remove all evidence .

Last picture . I took this at 11.30 pm . I'm surprised my eyes weren't swollen YET . They did become swollen later on , so I went to sleep . Swollen eyes are a sign of fatigue , for me . And my hair is flat ! Kind of . At least it's not puffy , thank goodness .
This delegate is now tired and would like to sleep . However , this delegate would just like to say :
OMG THE HOT MIXED BLOOD GUY JUST ACCEPTED MY FRIEND REQUEST ON FACEBOOK .
And now , this delegate shall sign off and get into more intensive stalking .
I'm just kidding , I'm gonna look around and see what I sow . Heh .