Funny Little Me

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Ho hum pig's bum. My name is Mr Fuzzy Wuzzy.
I have a donkey and I ride it into the depths of rainbows and everything shiny and colourful.
Why should you believe whatever people tell you? Because for all you know, they're just out to mock you.
My name is VIVIAN. Ex-hongwener, current Anglicaner/Anglicanian.
I am a totally lovable kiddo whose birthday falls on 24.05.1996. You know what to do, don't you?
Hi bye.

The 'day sky' is light blue right? So, like, the sky wants people to be all bright during the day. Then when it's the "night sky" people are tired from being happy, so the sky wants them to get rest.

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Sunday, May 29, 2011 6:18 PM

4. So much for my happy ending ;

Do you believe in fairytales ?
I for one , don't .
You see , they're this bunch load of crap .
The prince saves the princess from a witch , and they live happily ever after .
Prince Charming carries the princess onto some white horse , and they gallop back to the castle to get married , right ?
Well bullshit .
That , only happens in fairytales , which I believe , are frauds .
Which means ,

There's never a happily ever after .

Nope , not at all .
You see , in reality , there are no white horses .
No carriages , no castles .
Unless you're part of the Royal Wedding , which just went wrong .
Anyhoo , what I'm trying to say here is :
There's no happy ending .
At least , not in my world .

Okay , so let's begin with this crazy dream of mine last night .
It all started when I finished crying .
So I drifted off to sleep , yada yada , and then my nightmare began .
So it's like , one day , when I was napping in CO room , Crystal came barging in , screaming .
I know I'm always napping on my seat , but this time , I was crying in my sleep .
Well okay , so Crystal comes in , screaming :

"OMG Vivian , Alvin asked me for stead !"

And I was like , kinda blur from my sleep , you know , groggy . So I was like ,

"Mm-hmm , whatever ."

And okay , Crystal was taken aback , and she said ,

"Well , he's outside CO room now ."

And I looked shitty , okay so I hid behind the timpani and prayed that I was invisible .
I saw Alvin walking in , and sitting with Crystal over the dizi area .
I wanted to spy on them , but I fell asleep HAHAHA .
Okay , next , I woke up on this random grass patch .
This time I was much neater , thank goodness .
But then I saw a sunflower next to me and I'm like 'Hey , pretty sunflower .'
And suddenly the sunflower transformed into Darren and I'm like 'WHOA .'
So he ends up sitting next to me , and he told me ,

"Wait for it ."

And I'm like ,

"Huh ? Wait for what ?"

And he ignored me , and just looked straight ahead .
So the view in front turned into a beach , but I was still sitting on some meadow .
I see this couple , with their backs facing me , sitting on the beach .
Their backs look familiar , but I can't make out who .
So I asked ,

"Eh Darren , who are those 2 ?"

And he told me ,

"Shut up and watch ."

Not very nice .
But I did shut up still .
Then what I saw shocked me .
It was Eugene and Renee .
WOW WOW WOW .
Surprise surprise .
And what the heck , they kissed .
Okay I'm not supposed to be jealous or anything but really , WHAT THE HECK .
And then Darren said ,

"Aww , so sweet ."

And I'm like what the heck , so I ran away crying .
Why am I crying ?
Too much setbacks , HAHAHA .
Yes so I ran and ran stupidly until I reached some random cliff where Chinwei was standing .
So he turned around and asked me ,

"Should I jump ?"

With those teary eyes , I think he was about to cry anytime .
So I asked ,

"Why do you wanna jump ?"

Stupid question , I know .
And he said ,

"Because , she doesn't like me ."

Obviously I knew who , so I didn't ask further .
I just told him ,

"Don't jump . The person who should be jumping , is me ."

And I don't know where I got the strength from , I pushed him away from the cliff and I jumped .
Har-dee-har-har .
Look at the smile on your face .
You can't wait for me to die , can you .
Imma continue my story first .
And while I was free-falling down the cliff , Darren appeared from thin air and waved .
I was pretty pissed off , so I screamed ,

"What are you , a stalker ?!"

And he said ,

"Nope , I'm just a Russian spy ."

And he disappeared .

OKAY I NEVER KNEW RUSSIAN SPIES COULD APPEAR AS AND WHEN THEY WANT AND I NEVER KNEW THEY WERE SUCH CREEPS .
Yes , Russian spies .
And okay , so I plummeted to my death .
The end .
Now imma go eat my dinner as you enjoy my death .
Cheers .