Monday, April 25, 2011 4:54 PM
Kaleidoscopic eyes ;

I ... Smurf-ified myself . Surprise surprise ! Took this ins the hair salon . I have pretty crooked teeth . :x But nice hat , anyhoo ! Too bad I'm not blue . Ain't a smurf enough , teehee . Yepps , I went to Malaysia yesterday ! With Mutti and Vati and Aunty Ferlyn and Uncle Sam . Mutti went for some hair treatment and I slept on the couch with my legs wide open . Expose !
I think this smurfy thing made my face longer . ._.

I look like I'm telling someone that I have an eye problem . Like , "Hey everyone , look at my eye !" Ah well . Yepps , I tied my hair ! Teehee . Took this in the car , nicenice . Me like to take pictures in the car hohoho . But I got caught by Mutti for zilianing teehee . She made me zilian with her but I refuse to upload the photos . I wanted to smurfify her too , but she said smurfs were aliens because they are blue .
WELL MUTTI , THEY ARE NOT . THEY ARE CUTE BLUE BLOPS AND THEY CAN PLANT .

OMG YES I BOUGHT YELLOW TOILET PAPER IN MALAYSIA WAHAHA BE JEALOUS ALL OF YOU . BE JEALOUS . Although it doesn't look really yellowish , but it's yellow , really ! The brand is called Golden something . I can't remember . And I don't bother . JUST KNOW THAT IT'S YELLOW AND AWESOME AND BE JEALOUS . Period . Mm , I see my checkered shoes in the background , nicenice .
Btw , this toilet paper is really smooth and nice to touch . So I'm not using it to wipe my butt . But I plan to use it as tissue paper . Good for my nose . Smoooooooth . So now it's on top of my EEYORE TISSUE BOX (also very pretty) ! But I don't dare to use both toilet and tissue paper now because I like both . How ?! DRIPPY NOSE NONO . I went out to the living room and kidnapped the tissue box and brought it in . It's in some LV case but aiya , me no likey LV . At least , not yet . ._.
I LOVE BAK KUT TEH SO NICE YEOMYEOM I WANNA EAT AGAIN NOOOOOO . ): I'm gonna turn into a fatty bombom at this rate of munching . :x

This photo was taken when Vivian was ... uh ... I don't know . ._. but cool sunglasses right ! I used to be obsessed with them . Now it's GEEK SPECS . BIG BIG COOL COOL NO LENS . EVEN LLS LIKE TEEHEE .
I just realised that I was wearing a skirt . ._. eww skirts .
I LOOK SO CUTE WITH 2 PONYTAILS ! I SHOULD TIE THEM MORE RIGHT . I don't think I've changed much since I was young . Bummer . Which means I can still look cute if I tie 2 ponytails now . :> yay !
I wanna be young and chubby again . So cute . Not like now . ._. retarded girl is me .

Went to Aunty Ferlyn's house on Good Friday ! From left to right : Vivian , Kimberlyn , Vanessa .
WHY THE PICTURE SO BLUR . INSTAGRAM AH . *tuts*
Then we went to Iluma with Alicia and Vernon and Vanessa and Kimberlyn to watch JUSTIN BIEBER THE MOVIE .
NEVER SAY NEVER .
Stupid , he already said never . LOL , the irony ! ENGLISH FAIL RIGHT , NEVER LISTEN DURING ENGLISH LESSONS . SMACK YOUR BUTT UH .
But the movie was nice ! Hehehe , I was texting though . :> oopsie . The movie was really awesome except for the fact that there was this big big Justin Bieber fan , who is a GUY (no joke) , and he was singing all of JB's songs really loudly and out-of-tuney .
Someone needs auto-tune alright .
LOL , the guy was wearing a purple shirt with JB's face printed on it . Sad for JB . LOL . But his songs are damn awesome ! And nice voice too ! So stop hating JB okay ! Otherwise I will bite your head off . >:(
Then we went to arcade and play ! :> we played this motorbike game ! And the motorbike can turn from left to right to left extreme and right extremeeeeee . So fun ! Except for the fact that I went so extreme until I fell off the bike . HAIYA . I only played half the game because I spent the other half falling down and trying to climb back up the bike .
WHY THE BIKE SO HIGH . CRAZY AH . LATER I DIE HOW .
My friend had to give me a push-up of the butt so that I can get back on top of the bike . And by then , the game ended alr . ): $2 cheated . NOOOOOO . I feel molested . ._. MY BUTT . Haiya !
I LOVE LIN LAOSHI . I LOVE AHSCO . I LOVE YOU . I LOVE HIM . I LOVE ME GOOD FRIENDS . I LOVE LIN LAOSHI . I LOVE GEEK SPECS . I LOVE TV . I LOVE ME MAPS SHORTS . I LOVE ME YELLOW TOILET PAPER . I LOVE ME EEYORE TISSUE BOX . I LOVE MESELF TEEHEE . I LOVE 0330 . I LOVE MR. TAXI . I LOVE AHSCO . I LOVE COYLC . I LOVE ME GAOHU . I LOVE YELLOW . I LOVE BAK KUT TEH . I LOVE HIM . *wiggles eyebrows*
Baibai .
CRYSTAL AH STOP CRYING I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COMFORT PEOPLE AND WHEN I SEE PEOPLE CRY , I BECOME HELPLESS AND I STONE . I ROCK . I PEBBLE . HAIYA . I BOULDER . What am I talking about . ._.