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Isn't this picture pretty ? I was trying to sync some of Crystal's bhb photos so that I can blog them and post them on Facebook . Oh and I needed to sync the pictures that Mala and I took today during tuition . LOL , before the bus teacher comes barging in . I don't even know his name . Psh . Fail .

Anyway , it's a pretty Saturday and it's kinda windy now . I'm making a conscious effort to speak and type in accurate English ! :D it's time for me to improve on my English skills . They're lacking . ): and I find it depressing that no one reads my blog but I read everyone's . So I'm gonna remove my cbox and wallow in self pity now . Goodbye .

But before that , I promised Crystal that I'll post my awesome dream . Here it goes . Oh wait , I need a disclaimer :

DISCLAIMER : I OWN ALL CHARACTERS . OTHER CHARACTERS ARE ANONYMOUS .
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Just kidding , I only own myself . Prolly Crystal too , you'd never know .

(ARGH WAIT I NEED TO EAT DINNER NOW . WHAT ROTTEN LUCK . But I get to eat steamboat , yeom yeom . Talk to you later , suckas ! Just kidding , I love you .)

Okay , back on my yummy dinner break , so I can finally start on the story .

So last night , there were 2 parts of my dream . The first part was about Crystal and Guy E . Obviously , only Crystal knows what I'm talking about . *smiles wickedly* Basically , it was let's say ... 10 years later . Or give it a fifteen , idk . Well , CRYSTAL IS MARRIED ! That's right . She's married to someone younger than her , hohoho . GUY E . Honestly , so much for "I'm not gonna marry someone younger than me!" Yeah right . My dreams are hella accurate . :D

If let's say , 15 years , then I'll be 30 . Gosh , that's old , no , scratch that , make it 10 . So I'll be 25 . Crystal is 26 and her fiance is 25 . I'm ... dating someone , but it's better not to reveal who that person is . BUT HE DID APPEAR IN MY DREAM , JUST THAT I'M NOT GONNA DISCLOSE WHO . Meh . Okay , so Guy E proposed to Crystal on a yatch . It's a really pretty sight , with the sun like a huge yellow ball setting down across the horizon . Although it was really blinding (and I found out that it was just my nightlight) .

So Crystal was wearing a pretty pale pink dress with ribbons yada yada , and Guy E was wearing some smart crisp suit , which looks really funny , because I can't imagine him in one . Seriously , of all people . LOL . Not very charming with a joker attitude . And I was kinda shocked because for once , I finally could see the front of the guy . Usually , I only see the back view of the guys in my dream . What a bummer . Okay , digressing again . So at the tip of the yatch , you see him kneeling down charmingly , with a perfect background behind them . It's really dramatic , the way I dreamed it . Try imagining it , Crystal Kok ! :D

So he said in a really deep voice (the second phase of breaking voice , maybe) :
Guy E : Well , (scratches head) , it's kind of weird for me to say this , because you know my character , dear , but I just want you to know that you'll be my one and only for the rest of my life . And I swear , no one will ever replace you , not in my mum . (rude much?!) And so , I was hoping that you'll marry this imbecile right in front of you . (kneels down) Will you , (grabs Crystal's hand) marry me ?
Shivers . This is totally freaking me out , cos' if that really happened in the future , I'm gonna find the nearest bin and puke .
Obviously , Crystal said : YES , I WOULD ! And jumped . LOL . So they got tangled up in an embrace and other yucky details , blah blah blah . So all the people on the yatch congratulated them , including me , my uh , boyfriend (whom I shall not reveal) , Guy B , Guy CW , Guy D , Guy JH , Guy JY , Girl J , Guy ZQ , Girl M , blah blah . Too many . Crystal , try to figure out the names ! It's their initials ~

And so , one month later , they got happily married . I wouldn't be surprised , because like I told her today , they were really a 俊男美女 couple , no doubt . Honestly , make a poll , and the results prove all ! So yeah , as I was saying , they got married in a chapel (and both of them are so not innocent okay) and I got to be the best woman ! That was a really happy moment cos' I got to make a long and crap speech like the one I'm blogging about now . Like , all my inner thoughts from AHS life all the way to who knows went . All pouring out , the bhb moments , the funny moments , everything . And it was totally my way of talking . Wait , what am I talking about . LOL . I remember the bridesmaid as some little boy , which was a horrible sight because some little boy was wearing a white gown . Gosh .
(of course , I attended their wedding with my boyfriend . He keeps appearing inside my dream , idk why . Get out !)

Oh , I do remember this particular part which was really epic ! It's like , all of Crystal's suitors came forth onto the stage and projected their jealousy across the room . And they were all like , "I once loved her/She was gorgeous/She was an angel" etc etc , which I kept laughing at cos' that was utter rubbish . Just kidding , she's nice . Sometimes only . I'm nicer by a lot , really . And so you have this long queue of guys from the red carpet all the way up to the stage , and believe it or not , each guy made a 5 minute long (or more) speech on how awesome they were to give her up to Guy E , and how they fell head over heels in love with her and her SMS-ing abilities . LOL , that cracked me up in my dream . My mum told me she woke up to get a glass of water and she could hear me guffawing loudly in my room . LOL .

Okay , so the wedding ceremony was complete , cutting of cake , kissing in front of the sacred cross . LOL . I don't know how my dream made everything seem so real , but well , they kissed . LOL . Unbelievable ! I'm so gonna get murdered . And then time fast-forwarded , and soon I was engaged to my boyfriend , but that is meant to be private and confidential , cos' it's too tacky . LOL ! But I liked that part fairly much , too . :D best dream ever .

After a year or so , Crystal was preggy with twins . So fast , I know ! Tsk . In a womb lies one baby boy and one baby girl , who are both really pretty , since they have pretty parents . Like I mentioned , 俊男美女 ! LOL . So both children have wacky personalities , are very bhb and have very big eyes . Scarily , the boy looks more like Crystal and the girl looks more like Guy E . But still , they're both very very good-looking .

(at this point of time , it's my bath break . Excuse me while I sing in the shower.)

I'm back from my shower trip ! Learned how to operate the washing machine called Bobby at home . I feel good . Okay , so we were welcomed to their babies' first month anniversary . The baby girl was called Daphne (what a pretty name!) and the baby boy was named Timothy . Honestly , I think David sounds much better , pfft . So we congratulated them (again) and I announced my engagement to coughcough yada yada . The babies were so pretty I felt like kidnapping them so I can sell them off to a baby modelling company or something . Either that or I'm gonna eat them for Christmas . LOL , I'm no carnivore/barbarian .

I was about to ask if I could be their godmother or something when bad Timothy bit me . ): possibly got the genes from his father , what an imp ! I kicked his butt and got him bawling his eyes out . I prefer baby Daphne much more . She was such a sweetie inside ! Unlike Timothy . Timothys are supposed to be mature kids , idiot ! I hate Timothy . But he looked great , with a small white face . LOL . I bet he's gonna get stalked in his later years . Some entertainment company should sign the twins up . It was kinda weird seeing Crystal cradle 2 sleeping babies in her arms . LOL , hard to imagine , shocking to see . Oh well . Not like as if Guy E was of any help . He couldn't even cook a decent meal , because I remember the kitchen going on fire . Funny dream , we all didn't die and escaped . But the house burned down . Whoopee .

Then I moved on to the second part of my dream , which wasn't as exciting , but still worth the blabbering . I dreamed about the present this time round , with lesser of Crystal inside . She's not gonna take up my dream , obviously not . That is other people's job , not mine . Anyway , I dreamed that my dearest daddy was going to China to work ! ): I bawled my eyes out and kinda dragged at his pants in the airport . It was quite a sight for these random Caucasians who found their way into my dream . Get out !

My mum had to tag along too , I didn't know why . So it was kinda like last week , HOME ALONE . Terrifying experience . I hate the night . ): it's so creepy and scary . Because I didn't have any siblings , I had to move to somewhere nearer to AHS to stay . My mum wanted to put me in a flat in Pasir Ris , but I didn't wanna be alone . But I rather be alone than go to China , that's for sure . Not discriminating anyone here , okay . My mummy decided to put me up in the AHS hostel . But there weren't anymore spaces in there ! ): and my mum didn't wanna trouble my friends , so we had to find another hostel . Somewhere near AHS . And so ...

I was in big-time trouble .

There was a vacancy in Victoria School . I know , WTF . My mum didn't know the 'inside details' , so she was rather glad that we found a place for me to stay in before they left for China . I protested and told her that Victoria was a guys school , so I might get sexually harassed or something (LOL , no offence) but she waved it off and told me I'm a guy . Again , another WTF moment . I am not a guy ! Goodness . Hurt my pride . As if I have any , LOL . So I dragged her to the General Office and asked if girls were even able to be admitted into the hostel . The clerk smiled cheerily and said a big fat yes . She practically shouted it . I winced and well , they moved my stuff into this really nice room . I have no roommate . ):

And so , every morning , I leave Victoria for AHS , and you have guys staring at me like , "What's she doing in our school" and I'm like "Will you keep your eyes to yourselves . Jeez" . The bad thing was , I kinda sunk into depression in case I see people I'm not supposed to see . The good thing is , I got to decorate my room with many many yummy posters ! Wheeeeeee . And I had free WIFI . LOL . So I get to leech on it like crazyyyyyy .

Apparently I didn't meet anyone I shouldn't meet , coughcough , so everything was going pretty fine . And going to ECP was a joy , because it was so near ! Woohoo . Aceeeee . I remember going to ECP to cycle and run every Sunday morning because it was breezy . Such an athlete in my dream ! LOL , if only I could do that in reality . I would be as fit as a choco bar . Sometimes I would play with the sand myself . Unless I see coughcough and friends then I'll quickly go back to the dorm . What a sad life . But basically , I was happy , I guess . Then the December Holidays came .

CO was always a full day thing during the holidays . I guess it was the same for all COs in Singapore . So well , it was a CO-free day for me , so I decided to go down to the canteen to do my homework with a good cup of Double Chocolate ! It was a happy moment , me in my PJs and sloppy hairdo . LOL . And I had good chocolate beside me ! With fluffy bunny slippers , idk where I got them ! But they were yellow and really cute though whehehe . While sipping onto my drink and sitting cross-legged on my yellow bench , I saw this group of guys walk in noisily . Were they from the debate club or what . Darn noisy , spoiled my day .

And then I realised they were from VSCO . Shit me . I was totally shocked . And I had fashion problem , with my pink Mickey Mouse PJs , my yellow furry bunny slippers , messy uncombed hair , and eraser dust all over the table . Well , the good thing was , my Double Choc was in top notch condition whehehe . So I dropped the cup of choc outta shock and I got all the attention . I wanted to camouflage into the surroundings when I realised I was sitting on a dark green bench . It's impossible to camouflage . I buried my head into my amaths textbook and prayed hard that no one recognised me , not on a bad hair day ! But still , someone did anyway . I wasn't really that hard to miss , cos' I was the only one in the canteen . LOL .

Someone sat across me . It was ... *drum rolls* GUY E . WTF . In my head , I was thinking like , "What's Crystal's husband doing across me?" I took a peek and saw him waving cheekily to me . The dream seemed so real , I think I was about to really blush and burst all my capillaries for good ! I think I managed to croak some audible words like "Get lost" or something but Guy E did the exact opposite and soon everyone was crowding around me and my messy hair . Then all hell broke loose and teasing was horrible . The End . The rest is up to you to imagine , because I'm too shy to explain everything , because what happened after that really ... seemed so real . :x

Oh well , goodnight . I blogged so much , even I'm tired . Gonna enjoy my sugar-coated strawberries now ! Ciao .