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FACT #2 : My favourite colour is yellow , and I have a collection of yellow stuff . I think I'll try to find a way to collect the sun someday . Oh wait , it's a red flaming ball of fire . Sorry sun , I don't do red .

Hello hello ! :D I'm gonna spam pictures of myself today WAHAHA . Bask in the pictures of me ! Okay I'm just being stupid . So uh , hi . Tomorrow is oral , and I'm freaking my pants out . Really really scared . :x I think I'm gonna crap some random shit and smile like a retard , hoping that I'll come off clean .

Why does the picture of me up there look so retarded again ? Am I frowning ?

This one isn't any better , is it ? I should never take pictures on the MRT next time . It's attracts so much attention . People think I'm crazy , smiling to an ugly floor . Are there flower patterns on the train's ground ? I've never noticed . Maybe I should , tomorrow .

WAIT , WHO NOTICES TRAIN FLOORS AND THEIR DESIGNS . THAT'S JUST RUBBISH . I'd only recognise it if it's yellow . I think it's some ugly colour that I can't remember . Honestly , who can ? I think I'm balding .

Took this with Pudding Camera today ! While waiting with Mutti (MOM) , Vati (DAD) , Uncle Sam and Aunty Ferlyn . We were going to eat at a Thai restaurant , and I hate eating spicy stuff . It irritates me , makes my eyes water and makes me choke a lot . Even on air . And I'll end up bawling up eyes out and sucking in water like a hose .

Oh , a hose sprays water . My bad .

I just realised that I look red in the picture and my right eye is smaller than my left one . And I just realised that the wall behind me was YELLOW . OOOOH , YELLOW . Me likey very muchy . :D I do remember this cheer in Primary School . I was in YELLOW HOUSE . Happy happy .

It goes :

Yellow is a wonderful house , YEAH ! (Kids bob ?)
Filled with muscles and brains . YEAH . (some low low muscular yeah)
I want to be in YELLOW HOUSE ,
Yellow is a wonderful house , YEAH ! (kids bob version again)

I'm going to copy Nigahiga .

"OH SHUT UP KIDS BOB , NOBODY EVEN LIKES YOU !"

Yepps , no one certainly does . Except for Rebecca Black , maybe .

I should never smile with my teeth showing . Because my smile is awfully crooked . Why ? I think I need to take a smiling course until my cheek muscles rot and drop off my face .

My Mutti and I . Why is the picture so blur ? AND WHY IS IT LOPSIDED ?! I hate you Pudding Camera . Better make sure my pictures are on the right side up next time . And because I am nice , I forgive you , Pudding Camera , for the stupid mistake that you made . Now people have to become retards and turn their heads to the left so that they can see this picture properly . And they have to turn it 4 times because there are 4 frames . Pudding Camera , you're a killer .

BAD DOG !

It's ... a camera . Not a dog . Oops .

Finally at the last picture . Meet Angie and Alicia . Angie is the one on the left , and Alicia is the one on the right . I'm starting to name my stuff because I'm too bored . Correction : I'm not bored , I'm just too lazy to spend my time properly . Maybe I should come up with a to-do list and a timetable .

But ... that's just too time-consuming . I'm such a lazybum . One day my butt will grow big . Blasted .

Alicia has a bad waist . Yesh , she's awfully tired these few days . Think she's over-exercising , but whenever she twists to the left , it hurts quite a lot . Poor Alicia . I think she needs some care and concern from Mr. Salonpas .

OKAY MR. SALONPAS IS SACKED BECAUSE HE PRACTICALLY BURNED ALICIA . BAD BOY . I SHALL SKIN YOU ALIVE .

I think one day I'll start naming my arms and my pens . But I have too many pens so I would have to name them Tom and Jenny . And Peter and Jane . And Wanda and Cosmo . Yay , fairly oddparents ! I love that show . Hehehe .

My mum just told me to put some sort of cream on my hair . It smells really good , not in the flowery sense , but in the 'I AM NICE-SMELLING' sort of way . That doesn't make sense . Anyway , it is white and smells nice . The only con it has is : There are round small turquoise balls in between the white cream and I don't know why it's there . It's sort of squishy . Fun to play with , not nice to sniff and get it stuck into your nostril .

Yesterday I almost choked on my antibiotic . I only took half a pill ! But I think it's too big . Maybe my throat is too small . How do you expand your throat ? That's just ridiculous . Maybe I should stick a cello's bow down my throat . That will definitely expand it . But then I'll get rosin in my throat and I'll start talking really loud . And rosin is sticky , so that's a big nono . Maybe I stuff a big dizi inside my throat . Yeah , bamboos aren't sticky .

I was considering a drumstick , but ... some have furry ends and they look grossly like hair from a cat's thrown up furball . :x which can be highly disturbing for a particular reason .

I'm in my emotional phase now and I'm starting to rattle on stupidly about my own troubles . Jeez . I should learn to listen more instead of talk more . But no , I have oral tomorrow ! Chinese oral . Nervous shit . I hope I do well . :x it's gonna be a heart-pumping day for me . And I'll have to miss amaths tuition cos' of cca . :x

Sorry Mala , in advance . It'll just be a one-to-one lesson between the teacher and you , I suppose .

I hope I don't look fat in the SYF costume tomorrow , too . Why do I have such a short body ? I shall hang myself from a bamboo pole and make sure my body becomes longer . I'm not proportionate at all . ): and hopefully tomorrow's full dress will be full attendance or something . :x

Tomorrow Mutti and Vati are going to Aunty Cat's house , so I'm gonna makan alone for dinner . Gonna bug Crystal to ask her to accompany me for dinner , no matter where the location is . Harrumph . I think I might go cheer on the sec 4s during their 2.4 run . Maybe invite a few unexpected guests just to watch Crystal run and cheer for her . You know who I'm talking about , don't you ? I'll give you a hint .

It's a 6 lettered and 7 lettered word . What I'm trying to say is , there are 2 people . Simple .

I highly suspect I have more hair than the person I like . I am growing hair on all the wrong places ! I'm balding , but yet I have a moustache , furry eyebrows and even stomach hair . Don't get me started on arm hair and leg hair . I think I'm a descendant of a chimpanzee or something . HAIYA . I should go wax someday .

How do they wax someone ? Hmm . Light a candle and drip hot wax over the person's leg before plucking it out ? That's inhumane . Kind of .

Oh and I highly suspect I'm much more masculine and manly than the person I like . Mutti says I have more male hormones in me than female hormones . Does that mean I'm a guy ? Then if I like another guy , won't I be gay too ? HAIYA . I had a dream that I'm the guy and you're the girl , you know . But in reality , it's the other way round . What does this mean ?

Shut up , brain . You can be so annoying sometimes .