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Welcome .
yeah , today's the last day of school . pretty sad , i admit .
haha . -laughs sophisticatedly-
you know , jodeen and aunty lowena told me about this . just go to youtube and type in :

singlish modern english

it's this really funny video on 3 different types of english .

1 . Singlish .
2 . Modern English . ( which is the english those americans use )
and
3 . Chimglish .

Chimglish is the chim version of english . which is like so long . they don't even guffaw or wail in laughter . they just go 'haha' in this really flat tone . how boring .
and chimglish is so long that for example , you just wanna say something is very funny , you'll go :

Ah , yes , this is so humorous it tickles my funny bones and make me feel like smiling broadly .

okayye , maybe longer , but somewhere there . i can't seem to remember what they say .

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OMG . i smell something nice here . eee , i'm hungry . ):
anyways , back to the point . last day of school . yes .
um , so , we did spring - cleaning , got back our report books and went home . well , i had CCA .
yours truly got 4th in class only . don't laugh , it's rude to laugh .
enough of the chit - chat .
so i was in the 'take down notices' section , which was by far the easiest . i can't interact well with water . my poor knees forbid me to .

I SKIDDED ACROSS THE VAST BASKETBALL COURT IN HOPE OF BLOCKING A YELLOW , BLUE AND WHITE STRIPED BALL . I WAS TRYING TO DEFEND IT , TO BECOME THE HERO FOR MY TEAM WHILE PLAYING A VICIOUS GAME , CALLED CAPTAIN'S BALL . HOWEVER , I FAILED TO SAVE THE BALL , RESULTING IN A LOUD CRASH , AND A GREAT TAD OF BLOOD .

that was the chimglish version . all i wanted to say was that my kneecaps are scraped (both) . well, the skin . but yeah , that's all . cos we were playing against the sec 2s yesterday during PE . really fun .
and so , today i tore down notices and plucked out staple bullets with my bare hands . now they are badly shaped and bruised .

OH , THE HORROR ! -gasps-

wenlin and i were casualties . but we still ran up and down the staircase to recycle those coloured papers . not like some people who just throw them in black plastic bags beside the dustbin . see , i care about the world . global warming , you know .

SAVE GAIA !

I should totally stop doing that .
ohh and i'm writing my own autobiography . i was dreaming , and it gave me inspiration . (:
wenlin had this wacky idea of her staying at the first floor and me staying at the third floor , then i throw the paper to her to recycle .
we were about to try that , ya know . but there were teachers and SCs , so we abandoned that plan . HAHA . then again , it's worth a shot . ;D
byebye . i haven't really planned my holidays , but there'll be dance practices , BS , and of course , our class chalet . ohh and CCA pracs too . (:

Whee.
New post , new song .
So , ya like it ?
Anyways .
I'm here to update my blog , people say i don't . yeah , that's true . ;D
2 more days to last day of school .
YAY !
I'm looking forward to spring-cleaning though . looks fun .
Getting report book . LOL .
Went for dance today . learnt another jian exercise . kept getting scolded . cos' i chi dun , can't catch up. (:
so much for standing in the first row , eh ?
now we're having movie marathon in school .

History : WARLORDS ! My favourite . ;D
SEL : Kite Runner . We tried to watch only . Cos' Miss Farah's com can't read the disc. ):
ACC : Burning of this random place in China . It's rather fiery .
Chinese : Xi You Ji . Ps , i'm too lazy to type it in chinese . but it's rather funny . cos' their slang is really weird . wenlin and i kept falling asleep . yokkie and yijia too . can't blame us . (:
English : Gatacca . or Gattaca . I can't remember . ._.

Eh , I think that's all bah . Hmm .
I was so tired that I kept dozing off during all the movies . except warlords . it's pretty gruesome in the nice way . ;D
Anyways .
I'm gonna have dance tomorrow again . And heck , i think i'm gonna fail . ):
must buck up . Swing my sword more . Flap my fan more . yeah .
Almost got strangled by huiwen today . cos' i said she looked more girlish now with her new fringe . but i really like it , ya know .
the dentist was really crowded today .
i just remembered one joke .

Here it goes :

A guy was walking around a forest , praising God for his wonderful work . But he never told people that it was God who did it . In fact , he didn't even believe in God . Then suddenly , this 9 - feet grizzly bear attacked him . The grizzly had one hand on the guy's face , and another was coming right smack down soon . The guy shouted immediately ," OMG !" Time froze . God appeared before the guy's eyes . God asked, "

You called me , so here I am . Looks like you're in need of help now . I'll give you another chance . I know you never believed in me before. Let me ask again . Do you want to be a Christian ? If not , then I shall make the bear a Christian . "

The stubborn guy refused to become a Christian . ):
So God made the grizzly a Christian , like he said . Time went back to normal , and the grizzly removed his furry paws from the guy . While the guy gave a sigh of relief , the grizzly put his paws together and thanked God for his meal . ;D

Get it ? ;D